Chicago Pastaflingers

The Chicago Pastaflingers is the team managed by battlefieldCommander. They've become infamous for their performance in the Inaugural Cup, where they only scored 1 goal the entire tournment. The manager is on suicide watch.

Current Roster
15 - Albie 37 - Orlando Bloom [Goalie] 27 - Bane 12 - Bilbo Baggins 30 - Billy Mays 22 - Captain Linebeck 21 - Captain Morgan 80 - Commander Shepard 73 - Evil Chevy 3 - Gordon Freeman 2 - Jim Raynor 8 - John Shepard [Captain] 31 - Morgan Freeman 5 - Mr. Charlefour [Goalie] 9 - Nicholas Rush 7 - Scott Pilgrim 11 - Shigeru Miyamoto 6 - Steve Burns 10 - The Doctor 33 - Top Cat 4 - Van Wolfswinkel 13 - Yugi Moto

Team Rating
Notorious for their late game victories, the Pastaflingers utilize a strategy that centers around getting Gordon Freeman the ball.

Trivia

 * The Pastaflingers have a bitter rivalry with the Niggarettes.